1. pamela anderson(unbeatable)
2. jessica simpson ("yeah my boobs were small when i was 19 but they suddenly got bigger at 20 ..i only had lips surgery")

second category "we're not sure if she will survive, the nominees are..

1. amy winehouse (dont hesitate, for each copy of his cd sold, one gr of cocaine will be donated to her)
2. britney spears

third category: "i cannot stand her face on my screen anymore" the nominees are...

1. lindsay lohan (unbeatable)
2. rihannah (thanks bitch it rained all summer because of you)
3. avril lavigne, (avril, in her pinky clothes and holding a wonderful pinky micro near her pinky hair, explains us that shes a rocker. we remain (very)doubtful.)

fourth category: "the bitches of the month" , the nominees are

1. britney spears
2. paris hilton (for the first time of history, she lost to britney spears!)
3. rihanna (naked on a german magazine..thats not kind for the germans reading their magazine taking breakfast)

fift category : "i forgot my pants the most this year " , the nominees are

1. britney spears (miss spears showed us her intimacy and her birth scar several times very elegantly, for our greatest displeasure)
2. paris hilton (well its her job lol)
3. lindsay lohan

mariah carey and jennifer lopez avoid being nominees, but it was very close. mariah showed us a "view of how i get off my car without pants ", while jennifer showed us how to walk with a miniskirt with nothing under.

for those who wanna loose weight, i can forward the pictures. no diet works better than that.one look before each meal, and u'll get great results.